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The Suck-Less Mortgage Process
Why you need to do your next home loan with our team of experts

Mortgages are overly complicated and yeah – they suck – but they don’t have to. That’s why we created a free Ebook to outline what the suck-less mortgage process looks like.

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Reigniting Excitement in the American Dream!

Mortgage: FAQs

What is a mortgage?

About 500 pages of paperwork!

How long to get fully approved?

About 3 weeks!

What is the pre-qualification process?

Not very reliable!

Does this process suck?

Kind of! But I'll make it suck-less and fun!

How long to get prequalified?

About 24 hours!

Why should I do this?

Because you'll build wealth!

Is my preapproval a done deal?

Nope! Not with any bank!

Is it worth it?

YES! Put $25K + in your pocket in the next 5 years or give it to your Landlord.*

Hello! I’m Chris Waipa.

For almost two decades I’ve been as frustrated at the mortgage process as many of you have been. The mortgage process is what sucks. A mortgage in and of itself builds wealth. Not everyone has a TOTAL “sucky” experience because the odds fall in their favor. But, for most homebuyers today the whole entire experience SUCKS according to the stats. If you are a first-time homebuyer, repeat home buyer, or property investor let’s just not even go here.

Instead….let’s disrupt and shake-up the process!!!

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